Library Check Out: The Dante Club

by Kerrin Ross Monahan

“Elizabeth Brown
Preferred a book
To going on a date.

While friends went out
And danced till dawn,
She stayed up reading late.”
— The Library by Sarah Stewart

The Dante Club by Matthew Pearl is the author’s first novel — an imaginative and extremely erudite work from a Harvard summa cum laude.

It definitely helps if one is already familiar with Dante Alighieri’s The Divine Comedy, as well as being on at least nodding terms with some of Longfellow, Lowell, and Oliver Wendell Holmes’ works. Throw in a basic understanding of the Civil War horrors and its dark aftermath — post-traumatic stress syndrome, not to mention rampant unemployment and, voilà! — one is ready to go.

At the risk of being strung up from the nearest Harvard lectern, dare I suggest that this book would make one hell of a terrific movie? — shot in alternately sepia tones and the stark blue and white of a New England winter. Good lines from the very interesting and diverse cast (not only 1865 Boston’s famous literati but a potpourri of bums, cops, and “foreigners”). Ghoulish pre-CSI type of murder scenes, gloomy church crypts and tunnels, dingy rooming houses and seedy bars, formal drawing room and elegant dinner tables — it’s all there: a visual and aural feast for the critical moviegoer.

If only Hollywood had the tried and true stable of well seasoned character actors that the British film industry has always relied upon! This is no time for a cutsey blond Valley girl starlet, dumb leading men with Spicoli accents, or aggressive kick-ass types of either gender. Intelligence, intelligence, and more intelligence!

In the right hands, the moviegoer will be led through the deepest and darkest circles of Dante’s Inferno.

“Lasciate Ogne Speranza, Voi Ch’intrate.”
(“All abandon hope, ye who enter.”)

Under the Influence:  Interview with Southern Bellwether Lindsay Jackson

by Katharine Elizabeth Monahan Huntley

Lindsay:  So this piece is really going to happen?  Hilarious!  No rush . . . take your time.  I’ll send over anything else I find around the city or on Amazon I think you’d like to wear.

Teal Mosanana Oval Retro Trendy Sunglasses:  $15.99 “They made me think of you!  And ofc these, but this would be a treat.” Krewe Margaret—doesn’t follow the trends, she makes them:  $335.

Carmen and I were in New Orleans to hear Emil play Sax in the birthplace of Jazz.  After the clapping, we were on our own to explore tourist trappings. 

On the return trip from the Garden District, we hopped off the trolley for a quick refresh.  Commander’s Palace beckoned, and we answered the call. Bellied up to the bar; Flies on the wall. 

L.A. jaded, we were drawn to a young couple celebrating with champagne in a chiller and oysters on ice.  Chris sported a trimmed strawberry blond beard and Lindsay—a bejeweled headband and cape.

Date night for these high school & college sweethearts, parents of three.  Carmen and Chris spoke of career connections.  Because of my magenta faux fur, Lindsay thought I was from NoLa.

A brief interlude turned into a four hour stay, dry ‘tinis, bottles upon bottles of crisp rosé.

True to her name, Lindsay had a lot to say—Y’all, I was here for the drawl.

Owner of the White Oak Fields blueberry farm that also serves as wedding venue, Lindsay’s mission is “to create beauty and connect with others” and her quiddity is the sweet tea.

I had to know how she got her glow.

“The Ordinary.”  AHA 30% BHA 2 % Peeling Solution.  e.l.f. Bronzing Drops.
Hair?
“Batiste Dry Shampoo, Brunette Hair.”
Erimish “Monet Pillow Set” stacking bracelets.  Sweet Cinnamon Pumpkin hand gel.
Mac Whirl lipliner.

Onto sunnies:
Carfia Retro Tortoise Frames “Perfect for flattering small faces.  You don’t want to miss it!”

Lindsay tried on my signature “Kurt Cobain’s” purchased from Iguana Vintage in NoHo, and we both went through my “hitt’n’ the town bag,” lined up my lip liner, lipsticks, lip oils, eyeliner, lash extension and eyebrow brush on the bar.

Naturally, the next step was for Lindsay to paint wings.  Washing my hands in the Ladies, a Lady compliments my eye makeup, and Lindsay’s disembodied voice floats from the stall.  “Would you like me to do your eyeliner?”

Chris, referring to his wife as a ”smoke show” made me immediately crave a Capri.  The Christian couple offered no judgment, and Lindsay offered to come outside with me.

Alex, one of the Gen Z boys off the party bus, bummed a cig and sat between us on the bench.  Lindsay name-checked her husband several times, and suggested the young men check out The Gold Mine, famous for its Flaming Dr. Pepper shots.

Strolling back to our krewe of two, Lindsay announced we were all going to the bespoke saloon in the French Quarter.  Carmen seconded that notion, and we were in motion. Chris and I smiled, eyes rolling—we both knew it was too late in the daze. Time to part ways.

Back at the Omni’s Royal Bar, Carmen and I quaffed an ill-advised final final and on the advice of the entire bartending staff, chomped a cricket.

Lindsay:  Hope y’all made it back okay!  We enjoyed y’alls company!

Southern Charmed, we’re sure.

Park City Pretty

by KE Monahan Huntley

January 22
Conan O’Brien’s last Tonight Show,
broadcast from beautiful downtown Burbank

Insert Snooki Wah-wah.

“Oh Snooki, I really like your hair. I think I’m going to get a Bumpits.”—My Life on the D-List: Kathy’s Smear Campaign

Main Street Bundle Up to Trundle Up
Bunya Bunya bat eyes with Dax Shepard’s baby blues on the way to this chic boutique.

Java Cow Pauly Shore stops M. Argentine to ask where the “Moo” is.

NYU Tisch School of the Arts hosts a cocktail party at the ritzy Riverhorse Café. Michelle Argentine and I sip Tisch-tinis and spy on the black clad (and 90s flannel) crowd. Outside, we spot Seth Rogen, yet fail to mention our umpteenth viewing of Superbad the night before. Leaving, we are handed invites to the NBCUNIVERSAL party at the Coda Gallery. Plus chapstick. What would Conan do?

Sisyphus or Scenechronize?
“Because no matter if you are above or below the line, your ass is always on it.”

Rhys Ryan opens the door for us at the scenechronize house on Ontario. Effusive, engaging: not a moment has passed since last year’s encounter. Introductions are made to snow show-biz cohorts Darren and Amber. Jeremiah concocts vodka mojitos garnished with fresh mint leaves; Rhys compliments my pink sweater adorned with rosettes — hand knitted by my great aunt Katharine Barnes — and regales the tale of dining with Don Rickles. Kathy Griffin is immediately invoked, and I relay MacGuinness and my run-in with her Irish laddie, Patrick, in Toluca Lake. Naturally, he and Rhys are good friends.

Deer Valley Resort
Fireside Dining Alpine based menu
With Julia Child-like aplomb, Michelle instructs the chef to prepare Trinxat: savory cabbage rustic potatoes thick slices of bacon cumin seeds: and laughs at guests who do not remove their festival lanyards.

We chat about Shorty’s Stairs. Shorty’s Stairs is named after Ella’s husband and is the short cut from D. Wong and M. Argentine’s Rossi Hill abode down to Main Street. Twin Peaks Agent Dale Cooper once gallantly helped Michelle off of the slippery bottom step.

Michelle: A coal miner’s daughter, Ella passed away this year. She and Shorty lived on Ontario in their original house since forever. Ella kept a chicken coop, the object of a recent legal entanglement with an underhanded property developer. He said the coop was on his property, she said the land in question had been given to her forty years ago. She retained an attorney, settled out of court, and kept the coop.
WBTL: What was she like?
Michelle: Delightful and charming. When she was young, I imagine she was quite handsome.
WBTL: How did she dress?
Michelle: Like she lived in a time warp. Holding her newspaper and parcels, I would give her a lift from the market to home. She would remember Astro, but never me.

Park City Film Series recommends My One and Only, It Might Get Loud, and Sita Sings the Blues. And currently, the accomplished A Single Man.

Slamdance Documentary Shorts
Eh.

IN•N•Out

Pismo Beach
On the way into Park City, D. Wong spots us authentic Mexican lunch served up at Molacasa. On the way out, we dine on chorizo tacos and orange Jaritos at authentic Anaya’s Market. If you cannot find a seat at one of the two tables, makeshift a place setting on the market shelves. Bueno.

January 25
For Kathy Griffin in The Hills: Adjacent, it “. . . turns out thatI’m Stephanie Pratt and that my mother is Audrina.”—My Life on the D-List: Moving the Merch

The Hill’s Stephanie Pratt applies lip gloss in the SLC Airport Ladies, skinny in her blacked out outfit. Walking through the jet bridge I fixate on the blue blue windows that are Jordan Catalano’s eyes.

Now that’s Park City pretty.