Spring
2004
Til Mid-Summer
Volume 3 •
Issue 3 Write Between the
Lines is an exploration
and articulation of the obvious and the obscure. A cavalcade of
creation and commentary designed to amuse and bemuse.
Today's
television is awash with examples of American society's
fascination with the "new," "improved,"
"best," "biggest," et cetera, et cetera.
Forget about This Old House, we now have "This
Old Bod" (plastic surgery makeovers), and Queer
Eye for the Straight Guy (clueless hetero/slob redone
by super hip gays). Donald Trump's show The Apprentice
can be called "Makeover by Greed," and the average
Joe cannot possibly be left as is hence, the obvious
fresh tan, styled hair, whitened teeth, and wardrobe tweak.
The
CSI/Law and Orders are not content with average
run-of-the-mill murders and sex offenses. Each week, they
one-up themselves by escalating the gruesome dismembership
and perversions. In case the audience doesn't visually "get
it," the main characters verbalize it in hideous detail.
Then there's American Chopper and Monster Garage
with their very own chrome dismemberings. How about Starting
Over, Animal Face-Off, and The Restaurant?
All engaged in ruthless competition, and for what? It's
the bottom line, no surprise there. Why do you think shock
jocks, bleeps, and nipple shields are up front? It's the
money, honey! Let's hear it for those five second delays;
after, we do have young children, lest we conveniently forget
that annoying reality.
Our
country's ideals have always been based upon, among other
good promises, very strong individualism. And collectiveness
(what's good for the majority) be damned. Perhaps this ideal
has gone a bit far. Globalism is here to stay, whether we
like it or not. We need to realize that we can no longer
do/say exactly what we want and when we want. Individualism
and its accompanying competitiveness has, in the past (and
will continue to appropriately do so, God willing), produced
extraordinary persons inventing extraordinary things and
expounding great ideas that have benefited all of humankind.
It is
only when our country (as an individual entity amongst the
rest of the whole wide world) feels the compelling need
to "makeover" other countries' perceived faults,
that we (and that all-seeing reflective television eye of
ours), get into trouble, either from the FCC or more widely,
from the United Nations.
This
is not simply a matter for television's Lone Ranger
or the the United States Calvary coming to the aid of the
circled wagons/camels.