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Spring 2003 — Midsummer
Volume 2 • Issue 3 

 

Write Between the Lines is an exploration and articulation of the obvious and the obscure. A cavalcade of creation and commentary designed to amuse and bemuse.
 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Flash Fiction
 
     
 

Piccolo Blues

by

Liesl Jobson

 

 


Piccolo teatro, 1972, Marini

 
 

 
 
Candide. Leonard Bernstein. The flute part is fast. My fingers are slow. Too much vodka last night. My fingers are usually fast. This morning they are dull. The piccolo player shrieks in my ear. My head hurts. I count the rest bars, and catch the solo entry. I play the rapid quavers. Correct, but loudly. A shadow passes over the music stand. The baton drops.

"Don't you see the piano there?"

Captain Janse is screaming. At me. What's the piano got to do with this? I look at the piano, unopened. Then I translate. He means piano. Italian musical term - soft. My head clears. Fast.

"From the double bar."

A shadow passes over the music stand once more. Distracting. I turn to the window. The curtains have been stolen. Inspector Malan is the size of a piano. He waves his wallet. At me. I owe him R50. Last night's binge. I count the bars until my entry. Eight-and, seven-and, six-and . . .

"Concentrate!"

Captain Janse looks at me looking out the window. He can't see Inspector Malan. The bar manager from the Police Canteen runs his finger slowly across his throat. Universal sign language every debtor understands. Sweat beads on my upper lip. Two-and breathe-in . . .

"Flute!"

I'm a bar early.

"You just don't get it, do you?"

Or a bar too late.