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"We
danced with villagers we randomly found in the middle of nowhere
when we heard their instruments. I did the robot and they
all probably thought I was some kind of devil worshipper."
Riverboats — Luang Prabang
Clock Man — Mumbai
Fantasytown — Nepal
Night Market — Luang Prabang
Vientiane, Laos
"The sun combined with the beer made me delirious enough
to promise everyone at these huts to make the most painful
drop from the zip-tie they'd seen that day. You do this by
letting go after the handle hits the end of the wire, which
makes your body fling in the air and cartwheel before you
hit the water below. Somehow when I did it, I went in perfect
circles and had a neat dive into the water after a couple
of flips. Nobody was satisfied since it wasn't very painful,
and I'm thinking about trying out for the Olympics."
ColdTrainTenHours
Southeast
Asian Travels
Starring
(in order of appearance)
Me
Jared
Pius
Nina
Monkeys
The Brits (of Indonesia)
Canadian Dude
Urchins
Sting Ray
Random German Guy — That One Night
Monkeys
The San Franciscans and Their British Friend
The Brits (Laos)
Jared's Motorcycle
Drunk Old Indian Man
Andriana
Cows
Mapmaking British Man Who Can Talk Forever
Indian Couple
Countless Begging Children, Women, & Men
Andriana's 'Indian Sister'
Monkeys
Gem Scammers
Camels & Their Guide
Australian Dude
Lots of Bats
American Journalist Waiting for UFO in Nepal
Nepalese Dudes Drunkenly Fighting Each Other
Photography/Videography
by
Me
Nobody
Besides Jared and me Were Stung by A Sting Ray or Bitten by
A Monkey in The Making of This Trip.
Moral of My Travels: Everything Is Everything
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