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Film & TV Reviews

by

Assorted and Sundry

Rabble Rousers

". . . she's not even reviewing a film, she's telling you how clever she is."— All That Jazz

 

 
     
  Australia Baz in Oz. Great expectations, punctured by over-inflation.

 
     
  The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Time-ravaged Brad, ravishing timeless Cate, moments borrowed from Forrest Galump, stolen moments from Magnolia. It's small fry in a Big Fish pond.  
     
  Gran Torino Cliché driven.  
     
  Hamlet 2 "The play's the thing" becomes more playful with a snackatorium and Cricket in Times Square.

 
     
 

Mad Men Greg Kihn was ahead of time singing about the retro suits who "can buy New York with [a] plastic card":

"Well, I get up every morning about 7 o'clock, catch the 9:02 and I make several stops. I keep the conversation and my pattern light, I hit the elevator, oh I feel alright. I check the numbers first and I'm right on time, I watch the traffic jam in a perfect line. Oh the city may burn but I keep my cool, on the best of days I think of school. I'm a Madison Avenue Man, I can make your fantasies part of my plan. I'm a Madison Avenue Man, well let me touch your money with my Madison hands, alright." Madison Avenue Man

 
     
  Milk Hope floats.

 
     
  Prop 8: The Musical Outs ignorance. funnyordie  
     
  Quantum of Solace Save the story, save the world. Despite the fierce pierce of Bond's gimlet eyes, the film cannot be Bourne. Casino Royale is a much better bet.

 
     
  Rachel Getting Married The cure for this melancholic, albeit fine film? Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab.

 
     
  The Real Housewives of Atlanta Mercy! You are cordially invited to this Aunt Pitty Pat party. Smelling salts optional.

 
     
  Slumdog Millionaire Luckily, the creators of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" did not pay attention to Newton N. Minow's "Vast Wasteland" landmark speech, decrying TV (& particularly singling out game shows).  
     
  Summer Heights High Why watch? Ikea: The Musical. Need we say more?

 
     
  Roll of Tropic Thunder, hear my cry. Tears of laughter.

 
     
  Wall E Remember the Spike Jonze' commercial for Ikea, "The Lamp?" The media is the mixed message.
 
     
  The Wrestler Who has his own action figure bobbling by the dashboard light? Mickey Rourke, that's who.