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Between the Lines is an exploration
and articulation of the obvious and the obscure. A cavalcade of
creation and commentary designed to amuse and bemuse.
Once upon a time there
was a talking taco named Tiki. He had two friends with whom
he played.
He wanted more friends,
but it is hard when you are a food.
But, you are probably
wondering how a taco can talk. It all began when Chef Paco
accidentally added "Chemical X" while making a taco
for a customer's lunch. He was about to serve the taco to
his customer when he heard a strange sound. It sounded like,
"Oh no! Please don't serve me! I don't want to be eaten!
Chef Paco almost fainted
and dropped the plate. Surprisingly, the taco survived. It
was a soft taco. A hard taco would have broken.
"What are you staring
at? Pick me up and clean me!" Chef Paco was terrified.
He ran to the kitchen and locked the door.
The taco looked at the
customer and said, "My name is Tiki. Will you be my friend?"
The customer felt weird
but said, "My name is Freddy. I will take you home to
my wife. Her name is Talkalote. We will talk and be friends."
So, Freddy took Tiki
to his house. Tiki met his wife and they talked for days.
