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Don't it Make My Brown Eyes Blue?
 
     
 


Frank Sinatra:

A Metamorphic Musing

by

Irving "Itchy" Bronsky M.D.

 
 
 
 
 

The media swamped the man getting off the jumbo jet. Here he was, the famous Frank Sinatra. But wait — he insists that he is not Sinatra. The media pay no mind and add on a little more swamp.

He is led into the terminal and onto a red carpet for more interviewing, still insisting that he is not The Man. A stretch limousine takes him to the best hotel in town, the driver ignoring his begging imprecations that he is not Frank Sinatra. At the hotel, the staff lines the red carpet, applauding and cheering Frank, not paying heed to his denials that he is not Ol' Blue Eyes.

Finally, he is ensconced in the best suite in the hotel and locks himself in, breathing a sigh of relief. In the king-size bed there is a beautiful naked blonde eagerly awaiting him.

He starts to sing “Strangers in the Night . . .”