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Winter 2002 – 2003
Volume 2 • Issue 2 

 

Write Between the Lines is an exploration and articulation of the obvious and the obscure. A cavalcade of creation and commentary designed to amuse and bemuse.
 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

     

Pretty and Darn Quick
     
 

PDQ Film and Television

Reviews

by

Assorted and Sundry

Rabble Rousers

 
 
 
 
 

Adaptation "Do I have an original thought?" When writer Charlie Kaufman questions his genius, the answer comes back in the form of a pastiche perfect follow-up to he and fellow original thinker Spike Jonze' Being John Malkovich. Catherine Keener plays Boggle!—an apt metaphor for Kaufman and Jonze' mind game antics.—KMH

Bowling For Columbine Filmmaker Michael Moore was definitely paying attention in Mrs. Peterson's Freshman English class. With this new film, he presents, supports, and restates his thesis: "People don't kill people. Americans kill people." And just when you can't take any more (images of 9/11 or Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris literally hunting down and killing their classmates at lunchtime), humorist Michael Moore pulls back and does something funny. My favorite: political and social commentary that makes you think, and also makes you laugh.COD

Catch Me If You Can runs long. The film's trailer and titles con you into believing it's a keen comic flick—a nifty 60s biopic of the fumbling FBI and a scam(p) on the lam. At its core, however, is a melancholy tap dance between father and son. Still and all—a swell spin across 2 hours and 20.—KMH

Chicago Bob Fosse's All That Jazz is a rapturous musical feast—Chicago, written by Bill Condon and directed by Rob Marshall (based on Fosse's stage version), is the razzmatazz cocktail to swill beforehand.—KMH

8 Mile Director Curtis Hanson may have indulged in risky business hiring Eminem as the imitation of the real Slim Shady's life, but he sure played it safe with writer Scott Silver's formulaic script. Eminem acquits himself nicely as an actor, and is particularly good in the rare moments of humor (check out he and Mekhi Phifer's rap to the tune of Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama"). Lacks the idiosyncratic characters of the fabulous Wonder Boys and the dark complexities of L.A. Confidential, but you sure can't beat the authenticity of the slammin' soundtrack.—KMH

Exene: The Two Exes. X's John Doe and The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers' Viggo Mortensen. Excellent.—KMH

Far From Heaven Gorgeous costumes, Technicolor-coordinated with the 1957 sets (Julianne Moore's speckled winter coat matching the movie theater's granite foyer is a stylish storytelling touch), illuminate ugly issues that have yet to be resolved. Many women in this millennium either do not recall, or recognize, the feminist movement. Ms. has reverted back to Mrs. without anyone batting a false eyelash. Now that's a real tearjerker.—KMH

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets The trouble with Harry Potter isn't Harry at all—it is the action and events that transpire without enough exposition in a story that, ironically, is far too long. Dobby, the Jar Jar Binks-ish character, is an elfish irritant. Moaning Myrtle haunting the loo and Kenneth Branagh's love affair with himself, however, are magical fun.—KMH

Lovely and Amazing is exactly that. In particular, the brief, yet multi-layered moment between Catherine Keener and heartbreaker Raven Goodwin. Rife with irony, the scene—set in McDonalds—elegantly addresses the political and social issues of race in addition to the beauty myth from which writer/director Nicole Holofcener's heroines suffer.—KMH

Punch-Drunk Love The fortuitous arrival of a harmonium symbolizes exactly what Adam Sandler needs to wrest his emotions away from the extreme edge of a void and into blissed out balance. Paul Thomas Anderson is in the pink with this perfect novella of a film.—KMH

The Simpsons Never afraid to bite the hand that, mmmm, feeds it, the longest running primetime animated television serves up comedy and criticism quicker than Wile E. Coyote's roadrunner:

Bart: Networks love reality shows because they don't have pay writers and actors.
Homer: Stupid writers and actors . . . priced themselves right out of the business.

In one episode alone, Homer shops at the "Boob Tubery" where he purchases a satellite dish—or as Flanders calls it:

Flanders: Jim dandy roof candy.
Homer: Damn your sparkling wordplay.

Damn every television show (or movie for that matter) that doesn't have even a fraction of The Simpson's pop culture panache.—KMH